milwaukeemorgan:

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

Upon seeing her doe eyes, I’m so reminded of Tyler Durden’s explanation of how oxygen pacifies people into being sheeple.

Well here it is

Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?

Narrator: So you can breathe.

Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It’s all right here. Emergency water landing – 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.

Narrator: That’s, um… That’s an interesting theory.