Pusheen’s “ catiguette. ” :
Remove #kibbles from your #dish,
before #eating them.
If you #must #barf,
do so on the #rug.
If #standing on someone,
#face them with your #butt.
Only #scratch #furniture,
when you #feel #like it.
Be #sure to #kick #litter,
all over the #floor.
Don’t #forget,
to #shed … on #everything!