elvisomar:

How would you like your Hobbit? 

Gollum's Fish Song...

Alive without breath

As cold as death

Never thirsting, ever drinking

Clad in mail, never clinking.

Drowns on dry land

Thinks an island

Is a mountain,

Thinks a fountain

Is a puff of air

So sleek, so fair!

What a joy to meet!

We only wish

To catch a fish,

So juicy-sweet!